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Ben Settle send crazy emails... this grabbed my fancy:
Here are 13 reasons to benefit from being ANTI-SOCIAL in an SOCIAL world.
- Not caring what anyone thinks
- Walking around naked while scratching yourself whenever (and wherever) you please (and nobody will ever know)
- Clearer thinking -- as you're not influenced by dozens of other peoples' voices prattling on about their opinions, feelings and brain farts
- Save lots and lots and lots of money. (Let's face it, when people leave the house, they spend money whether they intend to or not. But when you're an anti-social shut-in, you don't leave the house that much and, thus, save lots of $$)
- Never have to share your food or beer
- People don't do the "pop in" at your house and nobody asks you for loans or favors
- People trust you more since you never inconvenience them
- Everyone is always happy to see you (because they never see or hear from you -- so you get all the benefits of being social, without having to be social...)
- Never get swept up in other peoples' drama. (You can love people from a distance)
- Everyone tells you their secrets (since you don't socialize)
- You can ignore people you don't want to talk to. (Since we anti-socialites do all our communication via email, we simply say we never got the email...)
- Less stress (when society breaks down -- or the zombie apocalypse happens -- we won't even know it)
- No need for a smart phone (or even a dumb phone)
