Brisbane Welcomes You - NOT you're from Perth!!

Arrival in Brisbane early and the problem of two bags. You can’t go to the Qantas club because they won’t let you back through security with those nasty sharp bits in your luggage.
Coffee would be good BUT they don’t open early enough for visitors from Perth.
I wonder why it takes so long to get your bags... often 20 minutes.
Arriving in Brisbane is always problematic when you fly in on the Red Eye.