Life's Little Instruction Book

Put the knife in the jelly before putting it in the peanut butter when you make a sandwich.

Get a haircut at least a week before the big interview ( or that important photo shoot.)

Just because you earn a decent wage, don't look down on those who don't. Have perspective - who would notice if you didn't do your job for 30 days - then consider the consequences if sanitation workers didn't do their jobs for 30 days.

Source:  H. Jackson Brown, Jr Life's Little Instruction Book